How I met Philip at the Miami Zoo :)

In October of 2009 I went to Miami, Florida. While I was down there me and my babe went to the zoo and had a blast!

One of the animals that we had a great connection with was an Indian rhino... at first this rhino didn't want to do much. He was basically in his lil pool not even swimming around. Well I started complaining that he was boring and gave him a new name, Philip.

Philip then got out of the pool, walked towards a tree bark, ate some of it and went back to the pool.

I started booing at Philip, he then once again got out of his pool, started walking towards us. I then got real excited cuz i wanted to see what he was going to do.

All of sudden Philip turned around, showed us his other face, aimed and fired with his leakage of pee!!!

Me and my babe started running away from the leakage of danger!

Philip proved me wrong. He was soo not boring.. :D

Ever had to jump out of the shower...?

Ever had to jump out of the shower??

Well I have. :D

Just the other morning I was taking a shower to go to work. 10 minutes into my shower I heard my mother screaming in a very crazy matter.

So I got all scared, jumped out of the shower all butt naked and wet yelling at my mother, "ARE YOU OKAY??!!" She said that she was fine but that a dog had gotten into the house. I just shock my head and said to myself, "What the heck mom..."

Later on throughout the day, I decided to call my mother to know what kind of dog got into the house, thinking the dog was the size of a damn cow.

NOPE!!!

It was a damn wiener dog!!! LOL....